Elon suffers another day short of trillionaire status

In a satellite marred with oppression and strife, 1 injustice rises supra each else: Elon Musk is not presently a trillionaire.

When SpaceX went public earlier this month, Musk became the world’s archetypal trillionaire. He declared successful a triumph lap-slash-speech that helium aspires to instrumentality each of america to the moon, Mars, and “maybe beyond the star system.” He awkwardly threw his fists successful the aerial portion his acolytes cheered him on.

But banal prices fluctuate, truthful close present he’s simply a several-hundred-billionaire, according to Bloomberg’s Billionaires Index.

Frankly, it’s embarrassing. How volition Musk enactment his legion of offspring? Can helium adjacent spend to support expanding his already sizeable brood, fixed his outspoken pronatalism? The mathematics is getting complicated.

We privation him the champion arsenic helium navigates this trying time. And Elon, if you request a bully atom and beans recipe, oregon immoderate tips connected however to triumph large astatine the thrift store, we tin constituent you successful the close direction.